morning thoughts on

Eating.

 

I am not a good cook.  But I like eating.  I especially like eating at new restaurants or finding that hidden diner that offers the most delicious meal.

 

Eating to me is like sex.  Enjoyed with the person who I knew, trusted. Loved even.  Lusted.

 

Imagine my horror every time I’d eat with people I don’t know when I need to share my table with a total and complete stranger.

 

It’s like rape.

 

When I am eating with a blind date: one night stand.

 

When I am eating with group of friends, Orgy.

 

When people treats me to dinner, prostitution.

 

When I am eating soup, foreplay.

 

Dessert, post play?

 

Five course meal, seven: tantric!

 

When I am eating with my family… ooopss lets not go there!

 

I am an employee and I can’t go out to eat alone (errr…masturbate?) everyday else ill be broke.

 

So I have to eat with officemates.

 

At first I would eat at another table alone and they would think that I am an extrovert and loner and I hate the world and that I am an autistic person.  So I would try to eat with them on their table. I would like to think that I am an amiable person so I try hard to overcome this view of eating as an intimate activity and I try (believe me) hard to think of eating as well.. eating….

 

I still don’t share my food.  I am sorry I am not a swinger…

 

I am getting there though… being a normal person.. I will prolly view eating the next time as a way to give nutrients to me body.

 

Only… If I will think of this.. I’d be a vegetarian cuz .. there’s just too much unnutrientious about a lot of food.

 

If I will view food as a fuel/gasoline to give the body power and energy to run and reach one’s goal .. Ill prolly stop eating altogether… gasoline gives off pollution that is bad for the environment.

 

Ugh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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